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January 1, 2011

  • gettingdowninchitown: HAPPY 2011! New Year’s Resolutions for Everyone Who Likes Sex: 1. Communication: I can’t stress this enough. Tell your lovers what you like in bed, and satisfaction is much more likely to come your way. If he’s down there, licking away at a spot that is not quite your clit, you can’t just lie there hoping he’ll move up. You’ll never climax, and he’ll get a tongue cramp. A gentle “yeah, higher baby,” could do the trick, and then you’ll both be happy! Talking to each other kindly and candidly helps in every aspect of romantic and sexual relationships. 2. Be Adventurous: You don’t have to be 100% kinkster 24/7, but what’s the point of vanilla sex all year long? If you’re titillated by some taboo that you’ve never tried, don’t be afraid to tell your bedmate(s) about it. Chances are your partner has something creative in mind for your bedroom activities as well. There’s no harm in trying; at worst, you won’t dig it and you don’t have to try it again. At best, you’ll broaden your horizons to have even more fun in bed! If you’re still scared, just trust me: someone out there has a crazier kink than you do. 3. Use Protection: I know, blah blah, cliche, duh Lucy. But seriously, I know how damn easy it is to get wrapped up in the moment. Your condoms are in your purse across the room, you’re in a swimming pool, your period just ended… I’ve used all those excuses and more. If you don’t have the proper protection, just don’t have sex! Make out for a awhile, wait for the morning milk/newspaper/rubbers run, or use your hands to get each other off. Avoid engaging in the riskier sex acts, because one night of risky sex is just not worth the worry and the possible consequences. Yeah, sure, there’s more, but I think these are the big 3 to live by for all sexually active people. Start the new year right for a fucking excellent and sexy 2011! xoxo, Lucy I&#8217;ve been saying this for a long time.

    gettingdowninchitown:

    HAPPY 2011!

    New Year’s Resolutions for Everyone Who Likes Sex:

    1. Communication:

    I can’t stress this enough. Tell your lovers what you like in bed, and satisfaction is much more likely to come your way. If he’s down there, licking away at a spot that is not quite your clit, you can’t just lie there hoping he’ll move up. You’ll never climax, and he’ll get a tongue cramp. A gentle “yeah, higher baby,” could do the trick, and then you’ll both be happy! Talking to each other kindly and candidly helps in every aspect of romantic and sexual relationships.

    2. Be Adventurous:

    You don’t have to be 100% kinkster 24/7, but what’s the point of vanilla sex all year long? If you’re titillated by some taboo that you’ve never tried, don’t be afraid to tell your bedmate(s) about it. Chances are your partner has something creative in mind for your bedroom activities as well. There’s no harm in trying; at worst, you won’t dig it and you don’t have to try it again. At best, you’ll broaden your horizons to have even more fun in bed! If you’re still scared, just trust me: someone out there has a crazier kink than you do.

    3. Use Protection:

    I know, blah blah, cliche, duh Lucy. But seriously, I know how damn easy it is to get wrapped up in the moment. Your condoms are in your purse across the room, you’re in a swimming pool, your period just ended… I’ve used all those excuses and more. If you don’t have the proper protection, just don’t have sex! Make out for a awhile, wait for the morning milk/newspaper/rubbers run, or use your hands to get each other off. Avoid engaging in the riskier sex acts, because one night of risky sex is just not worth the worry and the possible consequences.

    Yeah, sure, there’s more, but I think these are the big 3 to live by for all sexually active people. Start the new year right for a fucking excellent and sexy 2011!

    xoxo,

    Lucy

    I’ve been saying this for a long time.

    (Source: gettingdowninchitown)

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